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Krista Allen:
Krista Allen Naked
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Information:
Name: Krista Allen
Born: 1971-04-05
Height: 1.71
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Filmography:
What About Brian (2007), Emmanuelle 7: The Meaning of Love (1994), All Along (2007), Smallville (2002), Feast (2005)
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Why do dogs wag their
tails ?
"Because no
one else will do it for them !"
PattinJackynv
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then!
ChuckApurvasq
Doctor these pills you gave me for
BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
under my arms!
DelvonBurnei
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
the dinner table when the boy
suddenly blurted out,
"Gee,
you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything."
"Now, son," scolded
Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your
mother's little
faults."
ChinmayanandaVincenzoLv
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can
you
give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
CristJayyv
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no
hair?
A bald beagle!
AllAescwineGY
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath every morning.
Patient: Oh,
but I do, doctor.
Doctor: You do?
Patient: Yes, every
morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with
nice hot water!
FairlieFfowcbm
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
grandma's
bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
SallsburyTerrallDQ
There was a man staying the night
in a hotel. He called the
front desk and said,
"Excuse me, sir,
I've got a leak in my sink."
The man at the front desk replied,
"Oh, okay, go ahead, but most
guests just use the toilet."
BrodericCrowthertU
What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have fallen!
CasidheMortimerWY